My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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