try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
My penis needs a shock collar
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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