We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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