dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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