i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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