Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Found the puke drawer
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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