You're completely useless in the revolution.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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