we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Randomize
