is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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