that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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