nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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