Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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