real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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