Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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