I need help removing her.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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