Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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