What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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