is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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