brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
