All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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