who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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