yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
