never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
