belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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