ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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