i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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