Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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