Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
