8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
