butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
At least make sure they are 18
Why
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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