The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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