If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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