that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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