Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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