I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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