Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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