Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
