doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Sacagawea was the original milf.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
