You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
