You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
So apparently I’m into choking now
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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