I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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