I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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