god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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