I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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