I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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