you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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