C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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