Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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