You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I will pee on everything he values.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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