Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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