And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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