How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
they need to just BURY HIM!
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
