i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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