It's Friday. Sex?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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