Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
So much Jack, so little girl.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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