I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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