belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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