Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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