I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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