I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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