He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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