He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
